THE TENNIS BALL INCIDENT
You may have heard about the incident involving Rider #31 and a passel of tennis balls, some moist. You might think that this is the place to learn more about said series of events. Well, we can't tell you:
 | Where the Tennis Balls came from |
| Why they came from there |
| The reason why some, but not all of the Tennis Balls were damp |
| How it was that the Tennis Balls found themselves in the direct vicinity of Rider #31 |
| What, if anything, Rider #31 did--or wanted to do--with the Tennis balls |
Fortunately, Your Rallymasters were in the vicinity, and were able to capture a small amount of pertinent information surrounding the event on MPEG video. Unless you have a very fast internet connection, we recommend that you download these files to your hard drive and view them locally. At present time, the following have been declassified by TeamStrange:
| Rider #31 speeding away from the marauding spheres. Only the compassion of the Rallymasters spared her from immediate disqualification: hyperdrive use was strictly prohibited on this event. (6.9 Mb) |
| A flabbergasted Rider #31 comments on her narrow escape. (12.1 Mb) |
| William Shakespeare had some things to say about tennis balls, and by implication, real riders. |
