Anthony Roy's Ride Report

Alas, I have recovered enough to put my ride to words.  I look back on
this years MN2000 and the one word that comes to mind is FUN!  Even with
fog, 2 storms, a house, cows, cars, a big dog, more minivans and boats
than you can shake a stick at, and 1 dinosaur?!  I had a blast. Thank
you Eddie, Adam and all the volunteers.  Well here we go.
 
Friday June 30th
Get out of work and head straight down to get my OD check and come to
find out later that it is pretty accurate.  Had some good chow at Warner
and then the time comes to get the rally sheets and o boy did the guys
at Team Strange put together a wild looking ride.  I go home and start
planning what I want to do.  Using Delorme Street Atlas (highly
recommend for you computer users. VERY accurate).  Mapquest and paper
maps I get a base route down.  Check the weather on weather.com and see
it's going to stay clear.  My base route will take me out to Hell and PA
(thought they were the same).  Plot the points into the GPS and time to
get some shuteye.
 
Saturday July 1st
Get up and pack the last few things on the bike and off to Bob's Java
Hut.  Get there and the weather is clear and everyone seems in high
spirits.  I'm so pumped up!  I can't wait to get started.  Last minute
instructions and then there is a mad dash to the add on sheets and o my
god.  You guys are evil!  I look at it on my way to the bike and
realize that it isn't going to change my plans so it's off to hell and
points beyond!
Collect my flag and down to Baraboo, WI and then to Summit, IL and a
Giant Burrito.  Finally find La Famosa and There are no shirts and the
giant burrito is the size of a football.  There's no way I can eat all
of that and plus I'm not hungry.  So I have a few bites and apologize
for not eating the whole thing.  It was a great burrito! and I don't even
like Mexican food.  Head around to the south side of chi town. The
traffic is horrible and meet up with Aaron Neal and we decide to ride to
Hell together.  Finally get out of Chicago area and head up through
Michigan and get a few miles out of hell at a fuel stop and find out
that I have a fuel leak!  Aaron and I look at it and try to think of
what it is we look and it's coming out of the overflow we think?  Decide
to head to Hell and see if it cure's it self.  Even with my gps we get
slightly miss directed and it ends up that the way we went, hell is at
the end of a gravel road.  Get to Hell and the fuel leak hasn't
stopped!  Leaving Hell we see couple different towns are having there
fireworks.  Wow what a sight, riding along with the sky lit up with
fireworks.  Get to another fuel stop and the leak looks to be getting
worse.  Aaron and I decide to split up, he to PA and I back to the
cities.  Heading back I almost come to tears thinking my rally is over.
I contemplated calling Eddie and tell him I'm on my way back so if I
don't make it they can start calling the state patrols along I94, I80,
Hwy 20 and 52 and ask if there has been a bike along the road that blew
up.  I didn't and so I try to get some more points to try and finish
with a few more points.  I decided to hit Lisa's tomorrow, if I can get
there in time.
 
Sunday July 2nd
On the way back I hit Norway and the I39 stop. Mother nature is trying
hard to stop me from getting to the cities on time I hit fog in eastern
IL that is so thick I can't see 10 feet in front of me and in Decorah,
Iowa I hit a nasty storm that damn near blows me off the road, those
weather wow's cut my time and I couldn't hit a couple stops on my way to
the cities and finally get to Lisa's at 10:55am.  That was close!
Stumble off the bike and go up to talk to Eddie and Adam and someone says
"Is your bike supposed to be leaking?"  Yes!  So a couple people go look
and I here some laughter and an couple comments about seeing silver in
my tire.  I go over and see that my tire is spent!  Great now my ride is
over!  John tells me he can put a tire on if I would like.  I said I see
if I can get this leak stopped.  So I proceed to tear my bike down in
front of Lisa's and come to find out that the leak is coming from the
pressure release hose.  NO way to fix it so I stop the leak with a bolt
and decide to do manual pressure releases with the cap.  Off I go to
trackstar to get a new tire.  John sets me up.  I take a 3 hour down
time and I'm ready to go!
    I would like to take this time to thank John and trackstar for there
Help.  If it wasn't for John I would not have been able to continue and
I would have sat at home and waited till Monday to limp the bike in and
finish.  Thank you so much!  I owe you big time!
I decide to go to Alaska, WI.  Get to just west of Green Bay and mother
nature opens up another storm on my sorry butt.  That makes finding
Alaska even that much more fun!  An hour and what seamed like 50 county
roads later I find Alaska around 10:30pm  Take the picture and start
packing up and waiting to see if the Polaroid develops and over the hill
from the farm house beyond the sign comes this huge, very angry German
shepherd running at me!  I fire up and take off in a big hurry with a
dog nipping at my heals!  He is no match for the power of the ZX12R!
Get down the road and finish packing and look at the picture and it's
really hard to see my flag.  I decide not to tempt fate with my new
friend "spot" and hope that the scorer can see it.  I leave after
changing into some dry socks and adding as much cloths as I can to stay
warm.
 
Monday July 3rd
House in the road!!!  Shake my head and it's gone.  Cow's in the road!!!
Shake my head and there gone.  Cars heading at me in my lane (4 lane
road)!!!  Hit the brakes really hard and come to a stop and there gone.
Get going again.  Dinosaur in the road???  Shake my head and it's gone.
Ok it's time to stop and get my first bit of sleep sense Saturday at
6am.  4 hour down time in a truck stop in the middle of WI
on one of the most comfortable couches I have ever been on (like that
would matter at this point).  Head out with the sun coming up.  Finally
the cities!!  I have another hour and a half till noon so I go out to
Monticello and take a photo of the good people at moon motors and head
back with a few guys.  Put my 2000 glasses on and pull in with 7 minutes
to spare!!
 
Check in and count up.  With 2200 mile plus and what I thought would be
21750 in points.  I wait in line for a scorer only to find out that one
of the receipts doesn't have a time.  Then we get the Alaska photo
and the scorer can't make out the flag Adam barely sees it and Eddie lets
him decide........ I got it.  Thanks Adam!  With a total of 19750 points
I think I will do better that 30th last year.  Learn that we had a rider
go down.  Hope he is doing ok and hope he gets better.  Some more great
chow and I come to find out that Aaron hand to pull out due to a broken
speedo cable.  Sorry to here about that.  Award time and boy did I
finish better, I got 2nd in the sport class!!!  Woohoo!!
 
Congrats to all the other winners and a great job to everyone that
finished!
 
And once again Thanks to everybody at Team Strange and the volunteers
for there hard work and for putting on an outstanding rally!
 
See you all next year
Anthony Roy
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