Mac Clair's Rhyming Ride Report

MN2K Ramblings
 
-          Liars Banquet (30 Jun 2000):
 
Good company, good food and Bikes set up neat
Got lectures of reading comprehension and why not to cheat.
 
Bonus sheets were handed out after our feast
“A” was Minnesota, “C” North and West, “B” South and to the East.
 
Number 350 and I (304) set our sites to the West
We’ll head home, plan routes, sleep and meet at BOB’s with the rest.
 
-          BOB’s Java Hut (01 Jul 2000):
 
BOB’s coffee is great but I learned from last year
Keep it down to two cups, so I don’t need a pit stop so near.
 
Bonus Bonus’ and Rally flags were handed out
“Oh Shit” could be heard as riders had to re-route.
 
350 and 304 left and were still headed West
We’d see in two days how we compared to the best.
 
-          The Rally (01–03 Jul 2000):
 
First stop was Bongards, MN all hyper (and how)
Our cameras were working, we knew a bovine was a COW
 
Picture of Excelsior-Henderson sign in Belle Plaine
Nice looking bikes and building any more comments I shall refrain.
 
Mankato, Sleepy Eye, Trimont receipts, we’d been there to tell
Then a quick little dash for a picture bonus in Dunnell.
“A few miles South” of Dunnell is a site of a crater
That’s 6 miles into Iowa, as Will the Outlaw found later.
 
Luverne, MN to the “Corn Palace” in Mitchell South Dakota
What’s the matter Eddie, couldn’t you find a Pagoda?
 
Through Chamberlain, SD we kept following the trail
A 30 minute stop caused by high winds, rain and some hail.
 
Three trips into Interior looking for a 20 foot Prairie Dog
By the time we were done we needed to update the fuel log.
Riding in the “Badlands” is an awesome sight
But you should try it lit up with PIAA’s at midnight.
 
At a station with credit card pumps, a three hour bonus we took
Trading off concrete and wood bench, got a neck with a crook.
 
Onward we rode, zooming by Pine Ridge, I honked, then I asked
Is that a bonus location that we just zipped past?
So back we went to find this road to “Slim Butte”
Found cattle, shit gravel and loss fillings to boot.
With many others I concur, at this point, to which
As “Bubba” would put it, “Eddie you Son-a-Bitch”.
 
Mt. Rushmore, Belle Fourche, Mud Butte were some more
Considering what we’d blown, we were raising our score.
 
Sitting Bull we found up high on a ridge
Then took our four hour layover in Mobridge.
 
Aberdeen to Milbank keeping a clean fuel log
When all of a sudden we’re in a dense FOG.
We slowed down a bit, kept our eyes on the line
For we were headed for Darwin and that large “Ball of Twine”.
 
Now at Moon Motors after coming from afar
The only heavy traffic was on the way to TrackStar.
 
-          Post Rally (03 Jul 2000);
 
Self scoring yourself while you’re still half asleep
Makes room for mistakes on simple points you should keep.
 
Awards given out, they did a good job
Looking around, what a mix of a mob.
 
As the Rally ended people dispersing far and near
After meeting, (as Bubba would put it) see Y’all next year.
 
Micheal Clair (Rider #304)
 
PS: Thank you to my riding partner Scott Smith for putting up with my many gas stops.
       (Poor mileage with wind, need to change the setup some how.)
 
       A big thanks to all of TeamStrange for another very successful Rally. A special thanks
       to Adam for keeping us clean (rules wise). Eddie, what can I say, we LOVE you (AssHole).
 
        See you next year, if I haven’t already been kicked out!
 
PPS: I wish to give credit where credit is due. We met some nice and very helpful Hiway Patrol
         Officers in Nebraska and South Dakota and I just wanted to say: Thank you.
 
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